Breakfast!
These cigars... everything smells.
It didn't sing anymore, anyway.
Get off!
"Garbage"
Quiet!
Silence!
The old man is coming!
Sit down!
Come here!
Erase that!
Quiet! Sit down!
Well gentlemen,
let's see what else you have learned.
Yesterday we left off at
Hamlet, Act III scene 1.
Well?
Stop! Wrong!
You can't even pronounce the English article!
Speak after me: "The".
Teeth apart!
Sit down!
Take out your composition books!
Write.
Julius Caesar.
What would have happened
if... Mark Anthony
hadn't held his oration?
Sit down!
We'll talk about this later!
Inside!
Come here!
Sit down!
So you too! My best student!
Quiet!
Are you not ashamed?
Silence! Look at me!
- How did you get those photos? - I don't know.
Don't lie to me!
Somebody must have put them in my briefcase.
And you expect me to believe that?
They all hate me because I don't go with them at night.
Don't go where?
Tell me the truth.
They're at the "Blue Angel" every night... with women.
At the "Blue Angel".
Leave now! We'll talk later!
I am the dashing Lola
the favorite of the season
I have a pianola at home in my salon
I am the dashing Lola Every man's in love with me
But as for my pianola No one gets to touch it
If someone wants to accompany me
From down here in this room
I'll strike his strings and step on his pedal
Guys, tonight I'm gonna pick someone
A man, a real man
Spring is coming. The sparrow chirps, blossoms smell sweet
I'm in love with a man But don't know which one
I don't care if he's got money
Love's enough for me
Guys, tonight I'm gonna pick someone
A man, a real man
I'm fed up with the young ones
In short, a man who still wants To kiss and is good at it
A man whose heart is glowing with love
Some are thin and some are thick, tall and small and big
Others are handsome and dashing, shy or daring...
I don't care how he looks Someone will be my choice
Here!
Me!
Come here, Lola! Here's the cash!
Guys, tonight I'm gonna pick someone
A man, a real man
Stop! Stay where you are!
What in the world are you doing in my bedroom?
So you are...
the artist Lola?
Are you a cop?
You are mistaken, madame! I am lmmanuel Rath...
professor at the local college!
Then you might at least take off your hat!
What do you want here, anyway?
I am here in official capacity. You are corrupting my students.
Me? Do you think I'm running a kindergarten?
Well? Now you don't say anything anymore.
You're interrupting the traffic!
What a funny guy!
All this stuff sitting around!
If you behave well, you can stay.
Watch out, daddy! Lt'll all come down now.
You! I don't want to hear any complaints!
Well? How do you like me now?
God! They're in a hurry.
I wish I knew where my hat...
I've quit drinking.
If you don't want to drink, you can leave!
You think I give a damn about "art"?
Shut up! Once and for all!
What fruit are you hanging out with now?
He's a professor at the local college.
A professor?
Doctor lmmanuel Rath!
Then we're the perfect team.
Art and science!
Allow me to introduce myself.
Kiepert, director and magician.
You should have called me.
I am delighted to meet one of the town's eminent personalities.
- I am here to... - Make yourself at home.
Of course you're here. And I'm delighted.
Why didn't you call me? Am I the director or not?
An old ox, that's what you are.
Get going with your number!
Don't put on airs.
A splendid woman!
Professor, let me commend you on your taste.
How dare you?
No need to get upset.
We're both men.
I am here because
you harbor my students.
- Me? But we only let... - You miserable liar!
Stop! Come here! Stay where you are!
Stop! Stop! Stand still!
Where did you leave your hat this time?
All right... please sit down.
And he didn't say anything?
Of course not. He's afraid of us.
I love you.
Leave me alone with that English nonsense!
Now he's hurt.
He'll get over it.
You stupid fool!
You ruined the whole number!
The young students are here again.
All right. But it's the last time. I'll lose my license.
Unrat's coming!
No, no, gentlemen. Not through the bar!
Into the basement!
Good evening, Professor! What a pleasant surprise!
Come in, Professor! You've been expected impatiently.
I knew you'd come back.
They all do.
Madame,
in my haste... yesterday... instead of my hat
I took this... garment.
And you didn't come because of me at all?
Come, give me your coat.
And if you all agree forwards, backwards...
down, up, left and right
Hold this.
Pretty eyes, aren't they?
So they're not pretty?
Oh yes, very... very pretty.
Tonight you're not here in official capacity, I assume.
I'm afraid
I didn't behave properly last night.
No, you didn't. Today you're much nicer.
Professor, send me a postcard when you're there.
What a sight!
Hold still!
Your boys should see you like this.
Let's get back to work!
Actually, you're a pretty handsome man.
Does it hurt?
No.
You're all right again?
Excuse me, Professor.
Why are there no drinks being served?
That's sailor's wallet is bursting.
So what? Send Guste!
Are you crazy? He wants you!
I don't do that. I'm an artist!
What do you say to that? What ideas this girl has!
Good evening! Here I am.
Just arrived form Calcutta.
From my cargo!
Let go and get out!
But I haven't done anything.
Wretch! Get out!
Your daddy?
How dare you molest this lady?
Do you have a subcription to "this lady"?
Silence!
Miserable procurer! Get out!
But Professor, you have no right...
Miserable pimp!
Who do you think you are?
This man ordered champagne!
I'll pay for everything! Get out!
He called me a procurer!
But Captain, don't make such a noise!
You'll have the police at my neck!
Yes, the police.
I'll get the police, you crook!
He wanted to kill me!
It's a long time
since people fought over me.
I only did my duty.
Don't get upset, Professor. Let's have a drink.
May I propose a very special...
Excuse me, Professor, but the police are here.
They mustn't find you here.
I have nothing to hide!
But we do.
They mustn't see you.
I have nothing to hide!
We'll have to open a boarding house in the basement.
The gentleman claims he was assaulted here.
He wanted to kill me... kill me!
Who did?
Where is the rascal?
Arrest this one, officer. He attacked me on the stage!
Sure. Leave me alone with that nonsense.
Where are you hiding, you rascal?
What is it you want?
I wasn't even here.
Come here.
I've finally got you.
Get out of here!
Your time has come! Get out of here.
You too!
Brats!
That's him!
He wanted to kill me, officer!
Excuse me, Professor...
He insulted me.
This man wants to press charges against you.
Very well! I will press charges, too!
What do you mean, "press charges"? Arrest him!
- Be quiet! - Nobody'll make me shut up!
We'll see to that. Off to the police station!
He tried to kill me.
"Procurer", he called me!
I won't put up with this!
I assume you realize
the consequences of this incident for you.
Take that cigarette out of your mouth!
Do you hear me?
Confess! What did you come here for?
The same as you, Professor.
Get out!
You haven't heard the last of this!
Fine job, Professor!
Here, have a drink!
"Garbage"!
Miserable wretches!
You haven't heard the last of this!
For God's sake, what's wrong, Professor?
I'll be all right.
I'm better already.
Those hooligans! You've chosen a fine profession!
You shouldn't get so upset.
Damn that bell!
What's going on here?
The place is half empty already!
Quit complaining! Who brought the Captain in?
All right, get going!
Come on out, Professor.
And listen. It'll make you feel better.
You gave me quite a punch...
but I'm not the kind to bear a grudge.
I'll get you some special medicine
from my personal pharmacy.
Put this behind your necktie!
You really think this will help?
Of course! Lt'll put some marrow in your bones!
Good?
Now you're presentable again.
Come with me.
- Come on out. - Why?
Don't you want to hear Lola sing?
A mysterious glimmer
A "je-ne-sais-pas-quoi"
Shines always in the eyes
of a beautiful woman
But if my eyes at a rendez-vous
Get drawn to his
What do they say?
From head to toe I'm programmed for love
Cause that is my world
And nothing else
What can I do?
It is my nature
Ladies and gentlemen! I would like
to introduce to you our very special guest for tonight,
Dr. Immanuel Rath,
Professor at the local college!
From head to toe
I'm programmed for love
Cause that is my world
And nothing else
What can I do?
It is my nature
I can only love
And nothing else
Men swarm around me
Like moths around the light
If they get burnt
It's not my fault
"Do right and fear no one"
Professor!
Breakfast!
Morning, lmmanuel!
Good morning.
Breakfast, Professor!
Come on, darling. Coffee's getting cold.
Take a seat.
Say, sweetheart, do you always snore like this?
I'm afraid I went a little overboard last night.
Bah, that little champagne... You can handle that.
Three.
You're a really sweet one.
Good?
Delicious!
See? You could have that every day.
Why not?
After all, I'm not married.
I have to go to school.
Immediately!
Come here.
Hold still!
There... so you'll think of me.
What's this? No goodbye?
One more kiss.
Do you still love me?
Yes, yes... Bye.
Watch out for the tram!
Morning, Professor!
Sit down!
Professor! It smells like garbage in here!
I'll have you all put in jail! Miserable brats!
Leave the classroom! Into the schoolyard!
We'll see to the rest!
Not without talent.
I can understand quite a bit...
but to put one's future on the line for this kind of woman!
I beg your pardon?
You're talking about my future wife!
You're joking!
I'm dead serious.
And I forbid any further comment!
I'm very sorry,
but I have to report this matter.
Hurry up. The train won't wait for us because of you!
Come here.
Don't you have anything to do? Why did I ever marry you!
I've asked that myself.
Why are you standing around? You know the way!
How nice of you to come and say goodbye!
My dear Miss Lola, I...
And those pretty flowers! Thanks!
Don't make such a sad face. I'll be back next year.
My dear Miss Lola, I brought you something else.
Will you accept this as a present from me?
And may I at the same time ask for your hand?
Will you marry me?
God, you're so cute!
I hope, my child, you realize the seriousness
of this occasion.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Do you have to babble all the time?
Here we go again!
My wedding was beautiful, too.
If I had only met you then...
maybe I'd be the wife of a Professor now, too.
Now I only have this "magician"!
Yes, I am a magician!
He'll do one of his tricks again.
I will now take the liberty
to pull a few eggs from under the Professor's nose.
You see my hand is empty!
Here, you can keep it.
Would you give me my small suitcase?
You're hopeless case!
Why did you pack these postcards?
What a stupid question! We sell them every night.
Not as long as I own a penny!
You never know...
Better keep them.
Watch out for blondes
There's something special about them
You can't see it at first glance
But something is there
A little flirting is alright
But remember she's a predator
Watch out for blondes
There's something special about them
How's the business?
Two postcards... Ignorant bunch!
Who are you to judge them?
You'd do better to shave! Look at yourself!
No wonder you do poor business!
Don't look at me like that!
You're not at the college anymore!
He has a point. You really should shave.
Who do you think you are, calling them an "ignorant bunch"?
After all, we live off them.
Yes, we live off them...
"We live"...
Leave, if you don't like it.
I will... I'll go...
I can't stand it anymore!
Rather die like a dog somewhere
than go on living like this...
Give me my stockings.
Quick, my curling iron!
It's far too hot!
Well, Professor, how are we today?
How about a cigar?
Havana with sumatra leaf wrap!
You seem to be in an especially good mood today.
I am! I have every reason to be.
But you should be, too.
You'll be my number one attraction!
Don't make fun of the old man!
But your husband has become a big shot!
Look at the contract, sealed via telegraph.
And where?
At the "Blue Angel"!
- At the "Blue Angel"? - Yes.
We're going to your hometown.
There will be a big announcement.
Never! I'll never go back there!
You'll change your mind.
Never!
Yes, you will!
For five years you've lived off this woman...
and now that you have the chance to earn a few Marks yourself,
the Professor says no.
Leave him alone. He'll go.
We'll leave tomorrow morning. That's it!
Never!
Ask of me what you want but that...
Don't get nervous.
I won't do it! Never!
As you wish.
I'd never thought I'd be crawling back into this hole again.
My establishment... a hole?
My wife! She hasn't changed.
You haven't gotten any slimmer, have you?
You haven't lost much weight, either.
Why should I? Business is going well.
What about you?
The last three weeks were a disaster!
Goodbye, Director.
It's "Goodbye, Master!"
See you, but not in the next ten years, I hope.
Your joint's okay for selling fish, not for a class act like mine.
Who's that?
One more week with him, and I could have closed down.
So many handsome men in one place?
Don't miss your train.
What do you know about love?
Allow me to introduce myself: Mazeppa.
Adelbert Mazeppa, strong man.
So what?
I'm a man of action.
I'll stay because of you!
Not so fast!
We've got plenty of time, haven't we?
I can wait.
Go home quietly. It's sold out!
Watch out for blondes
There's something special about them
You don't see it at first glance
But something's there
A little flirting is alright
But always remember she's a predator
Watch out for blondes
This evening will determine your whole career.
If everything goes well, you've got it made.
You'll do Berlin,
London,
New York!
Stop it!
He'll get delusions! We're still at the "Blue Angel".
Don't be a killjoy!
Where's the nose?
You had it!
Who had it?
Don't let him make you nervous. I know how you feel.
I felt the same way the first time around.
Shut up for a few minutes, will you?
Chairs... more chairs! Even the mayor is here!
Then I'll risk a glance, too.
Just don't get nervous, Professor.
We're completely sold out. Everybody's here:
Your colleagues, your students, everybody.
Just don't get nervous, Professor!
He's right. No reason to be nervous.
Keep calm! Look at me, for example!
Now it counts.
When I see a beautiful woman, I go on the offensive.
I'm known for that.
What's wrong? Why do you look at me like that?
Every time I'm in a good mood you try to spoil it!
What's going on here? Bad blood?
Well, that happens in the best families!
Allow me to introduce myself:
Adelbert Mazeppa, strong man.
Why are you still here? Go out and do your number.
What's wrong with the guy?
Have a drink, my dear colleague!
That never hurts.
The guy's a bit off.
Where are you hiding?
What's wrong with you?
Lola, come down!
I won't go on stage!
Have you gone crazy?
Quitting minutes before the show!
What's the idea?
You don't want to go on stage?
You will go on stage!
Put the wig on!
What's this? You don't want to go on stage?
I won't have any of this in my place! Go out!
Ladies and gentlemen,
I apologize for the delay...
Does someone have a bellyache?
But you'll be compensated generously
by the immediate beginning of this truly international number.
As a special feature on this act,
I would like to introduce to you a man
whom you all know
for his pedagogical achievements...
at the local college.
Give us the Professor!
I can see you don't need any further introduction...
Of course, I am talking about
our most popular Professor Dr. Immanuel Rath!
Come out now! You'll sabotage the whole number!
Ladies and gentlemen,
allow me to introduce to you... August,
my apprentice sorcerer.
You can see I'm working without any special tools,
just my bare hands.
What you can see here is an ordinary top hat.
With no false bottom,
no secret chamber, no trap door.
This top hat... I will put
on August's head
and instantly conjure up from under it a living dove.
I know you all think
the dove has already been put there.
But no. See for yourself. Empty.
Empty...
All empty!
One more proof. A dagger...
Ladies and gentlemen, do not become alarmed
if you see the gun in my right hand.
See? August has a bird.
This is disgusting! Call the police!
Mr. Sorcerer, I've run out of eggs...
Would you be so kind
to conjure some up for me?
Of course.
From under August's nose, I will now conjure up some eggs.
Pull yourself together, August! You were a professor once!
You all think August has the eggs under his head.
But no!
The eggs! Where are the eggs?
Right away, ladies and gentlemen.
One... two... three...
An egg!
Where's the "Cock-a-doodle-do"?
A genuine egg!
Lay more eggs!
If you don't crow this time, I'll kill you!
An egg! A genuine egg!
Come on! Crow!
I'll kill you! Crow!
Do your crowing!
What's wrong with you? What do you want from me?
Was that necessary?
I don't understand you. A fine, well-educated man...
All this because of a woman!
Relax now.
Everything will be all right.
From head to toe
I'm programmed for love
Because that is my world
And nothing else
What can I do?
It is my nature...
I can only love
Nothing else
Men swarm around me like moths around the light
When they get burnt It's not my fault
From head to toe
I'm programmed for love
Because that is my world
And nothing else
Subtitling: C.M.C. - Paris